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When Peanut Butter and Jelly Vandals Attack
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Nationally syndicated columnist and author Tracy Beckerman is \x34Lost in Suburbia\x34 ­ managing the chaos with a healthy dose of humor. Her next book, a \x34momoir,\x34 will be published in spring 2013. She contributes to many online mom sites, ...
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Nationally syndicated columnist and author Tracy Beckerman is \x34Lost in Suburbia\x34 ­ managing the chaos with a healthy dose of humor. Her next book, a \x34momoir,\x34 will be published in spring 2013. She contributes to many online mom sites, including www.todaysmama.com, www.rolemommy.com and www.newjerseymomsblog.com and is an official blogger for Lifetime Television's hit show, \x34The Balancing Act.\x34 She also does stand-up comedy and has appeared at venues including The Comic Strip Live in NYC and The Erma Bombeck Workshop in Dayton, Ohio. Before she became a columnist, Beckerman was a writer and producer in the television industry for 10 years, managing the advertising & promotion department at WCBS-TV New York. Tracy is married to a very understanding guy. They have two children and live in New Jersey where she writes, does battle with woodchucks and avoids, at all costs, driving a minivan.
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“Did someone throw a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich at my car?” I asked. 


PB&JMy husband and kids just stared at me.
“There is Peanut Butter and Jelly on the side of my car,” I explained.
“What makes you think it’s Peanut Butter and Jelly?” asked my husband.
“It’s purple and brown,” I said.
“Did you taste it?” asked my son.
“Ew!  NO!!”
“Then how do you know it’s Peanut Butter and Jelly?” he wondered logically.
“I’ve been making Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches for you guys almost every day for about 14 years.  I KNOW Peanut Butter and Jelly!”
I led the group outside to look at the evidence. There was a long swath of purple across the side of my car with brown streaks mixed in.

I figured it was either a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich or I had run through a mud puddle and then hit Barney the Dinosaur on the side of the road.


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