Two preschoolers, "Mary" and a nativity sheep fight over the baby Jesus doll during what was supposed to be a peaceful, serene Christmas pageant.

Two preschoolers, one doll, and a nativity pageant. How could that go wrong?

Well it did, after one of the sheep, who's two, decided the baby Jesus doll was "hers". But "Mary" wasn't having it, and after a brief scuffle, the three-year-old busted out a headlock move.

It all went down at a church in Tennessee, outside Knoxville. Presumably the show went on after parental intervention.